Rock Band...your a bastard.

It makes me sad, and I seem to have gone uber nerd with Rock Band.

But first let me explain this madness,

In every Guitar Hero I could only play up to Medium difficulty, Hard was just overboard and Expert was locked in a mesh cage with a bleeding head wound in shark infested waters.
So I said fuck it,

Now with Rock Band, rocking out in a band forced me to play my natural real life instrument, the bass. So I started off on medium to find it...too well, I wasn't able to keep up with the bass parts. However one song I was able to which was 'In Bloom'.

SO of course the next step was, to practice the songs on medium. Wait, no I didn't do that at all, I some how got into my head that playing 'Hard' would be easier then play 'Medium'.

That actually turned out to be true, 'Hard' seemed to be most natural for me. I then applied this logic to all of the songs.. ALL of them and it still holds true. My mom said to me "I'm impressed by how agile you are" (at the fake instrument you r-tard) which left me at loss for words to say. However something wrong happened, 'Hard' became easy agian, I wanted it to be harder... so I started playing Expert which I got down with no problem
Helmet, check
carbon-titanium metal cage, check
adhesive strips (fuck you band-aids), check.
Rock, fucking checked.

Now, one night while Neonic and VK and myself where all rocking, we had just acquired the drum set *que Zelda victory music* which VK is making soft-pads for now. So, Neonic took over on drums, VK sang and I...I played guitar *gulp* blahblahblahblah

In short, I can now play almost every song on expert guitar/bass and SING at the same time on expert...

Now if only I could transfer these 'nerdish' skills into my real life playing. Fuckle.

Guitar Hero you can kiss my black ass,
Rock Band :D